Metabolic Acidosis (aka Bonking) on the Colorado Trail and Elsewhere

Mountain biking in Colorado
Mountain biking in the Tarryall Mountains

Ryan had never bonked before, at least in the metabolic shock overexertion sense of the word. When he started to bumble around and kept losing more and more of his edge, I knew that something was up and figured that’s what had happened. Not really realizing what was going on, he kept on trying to mountain bike further up the Colorado Trail, although with diminishing returns. The big patches of snow that still littered the trail, even though it was June, were probably a good thing since they ultimately turned us all around. His disrupted mental and physical state likely made the retreat more palatable to the 13-year-old, since he wasn’t one to be prone to turn around before his goal was reached, regardless of whatever difficulty he faced.

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Crossing Pinto Park Pass
Crossing Pinto Park Pass

Rico hadn’t felt strong ever since lunch. His backpack felt increasingly heavy, and the big uphill into Pinto Park was yet to come. He was not a complainer and was intent on not becoming one at that point. He wondered if perhaps it had something to do with the water he’d gotten out of the creek before lunch.

The guy they sometimes called Tarzan had never felt this way before, except for when he had Strep the year before. But since there was no sore throat this time, he was pretty sure that he didn’t have that this time. No, this was something different, he decided.

As he wobbled along, he mostly thought of when the next break would be, although the whole idea that perhaps he’d just somehow become a wuss did periodically enter into his mind. Even though he’d called a lot of people wuss’s in the past, he realized that he didn’t actually know what it meant, and started thinking that maybe now he did and that he’d become one.

He kept trying to readjust the shoulder straps and hip belt of his backpack as he moved forward, but that only helped for a few minutes each time. The others kept getting further and further ahead, and he could see that he was blocking the people behind him from staying up with the group. So, he faked a strap issue on his pack and stepped off to the side so that they could walk on past.

At this point, he was now at the back and bringing up the rear. It would’ve been embarrassing for him to be in that position, except that he was gratified to be moving forward at any pace and going in the right direction.

And then, the words of encouragement started.

“Way to go, you can do it, and just keep moving,” began coming from the 25-year-old leader who was there at the back with him.

The rear, the 17 year-old mused. He’d never been at the back before, and things looked different from the new perspective. He would’ve looked up ahead more, but it was demoralizing for him to see the rest of the group just getting further out in front as they climbed up toward Pinto Park Pass. Besides, the sweat coming from his forehead was getting out of control, and every time he raised his head to look up, it went into his eyes and burned, and he didn’t like that.

Then, he needed a quick break and just stopped. As he stood there, he pulled out his bandana, wiped his face dry with it, and looked up ahead and saw that the group was also stopped. They must be at the high point of the Pass, he reasoned, as he gritted his teeth, put his head back down, and began inching his way up the trail toward them.

Finally, he got to their break spot. As he walked up, he could see smirks saying “wuss” on some faces, looks of silent compassion on others, and a few strange nondescript expressions that he couldn’t quite pinpoint on the remainder. Since the good resting spots were taken, he just got close to the group and let his pack drop to the ground right in the middle of the trail. He left it right there and walked over to a shady spot under a big pine tree and just sat down. After a couple of minutes, one of the compassionate looking people got up and walked over to his pack with the apparent intention of moving it out of the way.

The burly helper kid grabbed it by the haul loop, but when he tried to move it, it hardly budged. “Man, what do you got in there,” he queried? “This thing is heavy.”

With that, one of the other group members walked over and opened up the top flap. The newly anointed wuss backpacker wanted to protest the invasion into his privacy but was too tired to respond. And then the rocks began to come out.

He was bewildered and confused at first as the guy pulled out rock after rock. Why, how, wait. He had questions. When all was said and done, 8 fist-sized rocks came out of his pack, totaling close to 50 pounds. He had thought that the pack had been heavier each time that he’d picked it up and put it on, but had figured that it was actually just him getting weaker and not the fact that the pack simply weighed more than it should’ve. But, how did the rocks get there in the first place, he wondered? Somebody obviously did it, but his pack had never been out of his sight. Or had it? And then he remembered when he’d set it by the trail and went down to that little creek to get water before lunch.

He got up and walked over to his now lighter pack and picked it up. It felt significantly better, now that it was 50 pounds lighter. He looked around at faces, figuring that he’d be able to figure out who had done it. Only a few hours before, he would’ve been planning his retaliation against someone who may or may not have even been involved and would’ve been doing so just because of the way they looked. But at this point, he was just too tired to even think about doing that. The answer would have to wait. For the first time in his life, he was content to think it through and see it from various angles first, and at that point, decide what to do or not do.

Eventually, the break ended, and it was time to get up and get to the campsite. It was all downhill from the Pass, and within an hour, they were at their destination. Each tent group cleaned off the loose rocks and pine cones from where they’d be setting up their tent. Once that was accomplished, they actually set them up and organized their sleeping bags and pads inside, so that once supper was finished, they’d be ready to go straight to sleep.

The supper of pasta and chicken was filling and once the pots were cleaned everyone headed to their tents, crawled into their sleeping bags, and stretched out on their recently cleaned up sleeping spots. Headlamps were shining everywhere, and there was all manner of hustle and bustle as the backpackers got themselves organized for a peaceful night’s rest. Slowly, the lights went out, and it became quiet until Blabber Jack Parsons yelled, “Crap, that hurt. What in the world. That’s a big rock, and I thought I cleared them all out of the way. How did I miss that one?”

The freckle-faced kid from Virginia clamored out of his tent, followed by his two tent-mates and the three of them were obviously careful to make sure that everyone could share in their displeasure. Just as they got outside, thunder began rumbling, and it started to rain. They were suddenly in a quandary. They could remove the rocks and get wet or leave the rocks and stay dry. It was a dilemma. As they assessed their options in hyper-time, the wuss pulled his dry sleeping bag up, closed his eyes, and speculated about what he would do in such a case.



A mysterious thirst is quenched.

Wild Copper Canyon

The sixteen empty soda bottles sat on the counter in the Cerro Colorado store for two days, before the shopkeeper finally stuck them down with the others. They were a good conversation piece while sitting out there in the open. But when he found a spider in one, and since they needed to be moved anyway, he put them into some empty slots in the Fanta case down on the floor. After he tidied things up, he thought about dragging the whole box of empties out from behind the Sabritas rack, so that they would still be visible. That way, they would continue to be the talk of the town, but he realized that if he did so, they would just be in the way and would make things look disorganized. And so he just stuck the case in the back room.

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Adventure Climbing- Wind River Range (part 2)

The second part of an adventure climb in the Wind River Range

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The Valley of the Monks

From the bottom, we had envisioned how both the scramble to the rope-up spot and the first pitch would unfold. And so, we were mentally prepared for each. But things above were a bit fuzzy, although we were confident that it would all become more apparent once we got up there. Better not to confuse the issue with too much of a plan, we’d determined.

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Adventure Climbing- Wind River Range

Climbing an unnamed buttress in the Winds…..

Lead Climbing


In Two Parts………..

Part 1

Deep in the heart of Wyoming’s Wind River Range, there’s a place that we called Golden Lake. No marked or named trails go there, and if you look on a map or search a guide book for information about it, you’ll find nothing. While there actually is a lake there, it has another name. It sits in a glacial cirque, or basin, along with two others at the top of an obscure drainage that leads down to the North Fork of the Popo Agie River. The main lake of the three is full of Golden Trout. Thus, the name.

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Hell Canyon

Up High in the Colorado Rockies

          It wasn’t the easy way out of the predicament. But we ended up choosing the more physically painful of the two options and climbed up the steep ridge and then over the saddle that led us out of Paradise Park and down into Hell Canyon.

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Rock Climbing

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A thin face climb


There had to be a solution, she kept thinking, but it wasn’t jumping out at her. Nothing about the situation made any sense. The only part of it that she was certain about was that a logical person just wouldn’t act like that. Her mind was working hard to come up with an answer, even if there wasn’t one. Maybe, she continued…….. and then her train of thought was instantly broken as she stepped across and put her weight up onto her left foot, which she’d perched solidly up on the top little platform edge of a half inch thick flake of granite. She reached over to the slab, pinched a small nubbin’ of a crystal between her right thumb and index finger and then pulled herself completely up and off of the cheat boulder and onto the almost vertical 60 foot tall rock that stood apart from the others. She was then, fully committed to the climb. In that instant, she’d gone from being a psychologist to a rock climber.

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Frolicking in the Alps


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A Rope Team

I could tell the story from my first Alps trip about the Swiss barmaid who was hovering around outside of my tent late one night asking for my tentmate, Matt. Or the one about Matt and I racing our Swiss guides back down from the top of the Argentine Miroir (a famous rock climb) to a nearby café where our group was waiting. Both occurred amid an adventure trip that the two of us were leading made up of people of varying ages including, teenagers, a doctor who was even older than me, and my non-alpinism-experienced wife, Lori. As one of the leaders, I was making every effort to look out for the well-being of the group, but even so, interesting sorts of “things” kept happening.
I’m going to leave the details of those two events mentioned above up to the reader’s imagination and tell the one about Lori, Doctor Bob, and Big Chris crossing a glacier.

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Relaxing after a long bushwhack
Soaking in the Backcountry

We called it the Valley of the Dinosaurs mostly because of the humongous rock formations that were scattered all around. Besides just overwhelming the remote high valley in Colorado’s Tarryall Mountains with their sheer size, they breathed a strange sort of life into the area that had convinced me from early on that the whole place was on the move. I could never pick out any one thing that caused me to think that—it was more like a general, overwhelming, and deep in the gut feeling that had me convinced. I was consumed by the place’s pure and simple beauty and a sense that the whole area was way more alive than me from the very first time I blundered into it. Through the years, I took every opportunity to return and while the physical cost of getting there was never cheap- without fail, it was always worth it.

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The Rattlesnake in Palo Duro Canyon

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Group Mountain Bike Ride

The Rattlesnake had just woken up from its long winter’s nap and was just trying to slither peacefully over to the big flat sunning rock when all hell had broken loose. As it was, just moving anywhere until he’d had a little time to unwind was hard enough, but the still sleepy reptile had tried to giddyap especially quickly across the trail opening once he’d felt the vibrations approaching. Unfortunately for him, lethargy was all he could muster along all four feet of his bone, sinew and diamond patterned skin and moving any faster was just not something he could do at that particular moment.

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